WWE Hall of Famer gets color the hard way

WWE Hall of Famer and presidential candidate Donald Trump “juiced the hard way,” to use wrestling lingo, when he “got color” (i.e. bled) at a recent campaign event.

Typically, WWE Superstars like Mr. Trump get color by using a secret technique called “blading,” in which a wrestler surreptitiously uses the corner of a concealed razor blade to slice open a ketchup packet to smear on one’s own face.

But Trump, who headlined the WrestleMania 23 “Battle of the Billionaires” against [NAME REDACTED], got juice the “hard way” — not by a well-placed punch or elbow to the eyebrow, but by a precisely shot projectile nicking his ear.

Fans watching the rally saw Trump defiantly pump his fist in the air and scream “fight” several times, which veteran wrestling journalist Dan Mutzler says “basically confirms” an impending WWE return.

 

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